Just One Of Those Days

Have you ever had that kind of day
When nothing quite went right?
When no matter what you try to say,
Your foot you seem to bite?

When your day got started late,
'Cuz the alarm forgot to ring.
And you went outside to feed the cows
And you couldn't find a thing.

So you tried to catch your horse
And he gives you the run around.
And when you start to cinch him up
The danged ol' cuss lays down.

You try to put the bridle on,
And he won't take the bit.
And when you step up on him
He throws a buckin' fit.

When you finally find your cows
And you get 'em headed home,
A truck goes racin' through the middle
And they scatter and start to roam.

Well, you finally get 'em home
And what should you find there?
But that brand new Limosiner bull
With all four feet stuck in the air.

And that danged ol' heeler pup
that was gentle as could be,
Has got the Avon lady cornered.
And the mailman's climbed a tree!

So you got to get to town,
Cuz you've got to see your lawyers.
So you jump into your pickup truck,
And it's got four flat tires.

So you take off down the road
In your honey's brand new jeep.
And you go around a corner
And you hit a flock of sheep!

And the IRS just called,
Said they want to audit you.
And your banker left a message
Said, "your note was way past due".

And when you finally find the time
To open up your mail,
Your daughter starts to singin'
"The farmer in the jail".

Then you get to think'
This has got to be a dream,
'Cuz all these things that happened,
They just can't be what they seem.

Then your wife, she starts to shake you.
You wake up and start to curse,
'Cuz you realize that in real life
Most days are even worse!